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What You Put In Your Burrito Says About You

Madison Delgado

 

All burritos are not created equally–but all burritos are beautiful. Below are some things you could add to your basic burrito of rice, beans, and meat (if that’s your deal). See how your choices have given insight about who you are as a person. This is your official “burritoscope”.

Pico de Gallo:

Back to basics, my friend. Love, Respect, Honesty, Responsibility and Service. Hold dear to these values.

Avocado:

Trend alert!!! Just kidding, it’s not 2016. Honestly though, you know what you want and you will go after it ferociously. Class, elegance and determination. That’s you.

Cheddar Cheese:

The sweet gooey glue that holds your community together. So wholesome, a genuinely good individual.

Sour Cream:

Controversial–that’s you. You strongly believe in your opinions, which may cause divides in your community, but you believe in yourself and at the end of the day that’s all that matters.

Jalapeño:

You’re not afraid of danger. Hello? What do I hear–is that a feisty gal? Maybe, but it’s also you. You’re almost too much for some people, but those who get you have gained a VALUABLE ally. You live your best life today and don’t care who knows it.

Hot Sauce:

Hot sauce–Tapatio? Cholula? Whatever your flavor, hot sauce enhances the flavor of a burrito just like you enhance the lives of those around you.

Lettuce:

You’re not the mayor of FlavorTown, but you are the deputy director of the Parks and Rec department of FlavorTown. We couldn’t do it without ya.

*if this was complete gibberish, so is lettuce.

Sources:

Pico de gallo photography by jeffreyw (via Wiki Commons)

Avocado photography by kjokkenutstyr (via Wiki Commons

www.kjokkenutstyr.net 

Cheddar cheese photography by Guillaume Paumier via Wiki Commons)

Jalapeño photography by Epp (via Wiki Commons)

Lettuce photography by Yorvik (via Wiki Commons)